Well, I finally did it!  I found my ferret's hidden stash of toys!
Everything from 50 ft of string to plastic wrappers to rabbit food (don't
ask me how).  And that's just in the basement.  He has a private stash of
dog food under a counter in the kitchen.
 
But, I'm afraid I have something not so joyous to write about now.  I
recently received a letter from the Humane Society of the Unites States.
They were blabbering about donations to their society.  And guess where
they're located at......
WASHINGTON DC.....
 
That's right.....
Now all this jabber about ferrets not being legal in Washington DC....
 
Also, does anyone know if the Humane Society of the United States was
involved with the Kodo case?  I think I'm going to write them a letter.  I
suggest that everyone concerned do the same.  But please be nice.
 
And if you are really concerned, goto
 
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/9249/humane.html
 
A copy of the letter is there as well as the address. After all, if we can
get them on our fuzzy's side....
 
Zephris
[Posted in FML issue 2061]