Totowa, NJ - Agents Paddington and Scooter report successfully dispatching
information on pine litter respiratory complications via fax to Pet Nosh Pet
Store.  This pet store was alleged by IH (Idiot Human) forces to be
harboring future FLO recruits (aka: baby ferrets) in pine litter shavings.
FLO agents Paddington and Scooter wish to thank IH agent Jeff Johnston for
supplying necessary documentation on pine-related respiratory disorders for
use in the fax communique.
 
Previous communications by local IH forces to Pet Nosh managerial forces via
phone had been unsuccessful due to refusal of Pet Nosh managerial forces to
believe possibility of pine-related respiratory disorders.  It is hoped that
this article, accompanied by IH communication regarding her frequent
visitation to the store and praise for other store efforts (placement of
strays, etc.) will be sufficient to sway Pet Nosh managerial forces.  Local
IH forces suggested the use of paper/cloth bedding or shredded paper as
substitute for current pine shavings.
 
No response has yet been received to the fax communications to Pet Nosh.
Other FLO operatives seeking to reinforce these agent's efforts can
communicated with Pet Nosh managerial forces via phone 201-256-9175 or fax
201-256-9163.  IH forces plan to visit Pet Nosh again in the near future to
reevaluate the bedding situation.
 
Agents Paddington and Scooter reporting for FLO International, Inc.
[Posted in FML issue 1541]