me: Hi hon, how was work.
 
Scott: Fine, everything is calm for now there.  Is this todays mail?
 
me: uh huh
 
Scott: A card for Dippy?  ::screwing up his eyes/face with disapproval::
       So whose this boy sending cards and gifts to Dippy?
 
me: Oh isn't that cute?  Look, he sent a flavored cheweasil, and look at
    that card!  (on the front of the card is a pic of Doodle, under the
    pic it it says "Please Dippy"; you open it and it says "Be my love -
    Doodles" with a pawprint).  He's a movie star Scott!  He's that ferret
    on the Northwestern airline add, ya know?
 
Scott: No.
 
me: What are you talking about "no"?
 
Scott: No.
 
me: Scott he's a sweet boy, a nice boy, its Doodlebug!
 
Scott:(walking away with a frown). NO.
 
me: :;throwing my my hands::
 
Wolfy
 
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[Posted in FML issue 3709]