This was a good day for catalogs - I received an even dozen.  Serengeti, who
promote themselves as "wearable wildlife art & accessories" still has their
"I Heart Ferrets" key chain.  It's a cute pewter figure with fur texturing.
The price is $12.95, # W69-212, 1800-426-2852.
 
Serengeti also has 3 Meerkat items, and perhaps if purchases seemed
encouraging, they might expand their "ferretwares".  And by the way, our
ferret is not billed as "wild".  The write-up says "An active and persistent
searcher, this domesticated ferret will help locate your keys".  Sure he
will!  Then you can try & fish them out of his hidy-hole!
[Posted in FML issue 1710]