Manage to get into absolutely everything.
First the desktop and computer are visited
then, don't tarry too long, quickly off again
must check for reading material.
Don't skip any of the shelves,
might miss something new.
And finally comes the time
to amaze and utterly confuse;
stop the two-legs in their tracks.
Magically teleport to someplace tall,
that obviously can't be reached;
to gather up and take away
soemthing vitally important,
That will certainly be missed.
Taking off at the speed of light--
never to be seen again.
 
Margaret Merchant c. 1995
[Posted in FML issue 2112]