I have a story about a ferret named Jasmine.First,I'll describe her.She's 4
yrs.old,a sable female of a whopping 1.5 lbs.She was bought as a replacement
for her almost double Chelsea who died of adrenal disease.Valentine was very
sad and lonesome,so voila ferret math.She is a hoarder and stealer of
socks,toys and strangest of all pacifiers.When my grandson was little(6
mo.),she would steal the pacifiers right out of his mouth,very carefully,
which he thought was really funny.A ferret person from the start.
 
She never chews them,but looks so funny carrying them all over from hidey
hole to hidey hole.Yes,my grandson outgrew them quickly,with a little help.I
don't know if she sucks them in private when she's stressed or what.I've
tried to get a picture of her with one in her mouth,but she's so quick I
usually get a blur.
 
We had company over one time when she started carrying her pacies back and
forth.You never heard such laughter.They were positively rolling on the
floor.Now they tell everyone to come to our house for entertainment.As I've
said before,who needs HBO?If laughter helps you live longer,then all ferret
owners must live a long time.
 
Dooking all the way,
Sandy and the fuzzbutts
 
Blessed are the little fuzzbutts,for they make us laugh.
[Posted in FML issue 2344]