Hi everyone,
 
More innocent merriment I hope you enjoy.
 
Mary Cohen
 
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Sung to the tune of "I Wonder Who's Kissing Her Now"
 
I wish I could have my own phone.
Then when Mommy leaves me alone,
I'd call up and order all sorts of things,
Ruby rings; chicken wings.
I'd buy toys from F.A.O. Shwartz,
Find food bowls carved out of rose quartz.
There's really no end to the things I could own,
If I had my own telephone.
 
I would like a Visa Gold Card,
'Cause shopping without one is hard.
Some places will send hammocks C.O.D.,
But they'll charge a huge fee!
I'll hold out for low interest rates,
In the same bank that's used by Bill Gates.
I'd have a new wading pool in our back yard,
If I had a Visa Gold Card!
 
A checking account would be nice!
An ATM card would suffice.
Then when I'm out strolling with Mom and see,
That great toy meant for me,
I'd go and access my account.
Withdraw a sufficient amount,
To buy that new toy (it's a stuffed St. Bernard)
If I had an ATM card.
 
I've heard there are Swiss bank accounts.
The FEDS cannot tax the amounts,
Of sneakers and socks I'd accumulate.
That's so great! I can't wait!
I'd fly to Geneva for brunch.
Invite ferret friends out for lunch.
There'd be endless raisins that flow from a fount,
If I had a Swiss bank account.
[Posted in FML issue 2786]