BIG -guy:
 
Well, golly.  It seems I'm obsessed with my fuzzbutts and need to get some
help...Naw--I'd rather spend that hard-earned moola on toys for my kids.
 
Oh, yes, you know you're a ferret person when the alarm yells at you at 5
a.m.  and Pixel, who prefers your bed to her cage for sleeping, jerks her
head up and gives you a dirty look until you shut off the alarm and then
plops her head back down on the wool blanket with a disgusted snort.  Life's
a biddy.
 
Linda, Pixel, Noel and Shiva
[Posted in FML issue 2281]