With deepest apologies to Enrique Iglesias.  Sung to the tune of "Escape."
 
You can take back your socks, I've already stashed your glove (2X)
 
Here's how it goes
All your toes, will be cold just for the day
While I stash, with some cash, all your socks, and some underwear
 back
In a stack, all it takes is some hiding
 
Chorus:
If you feel like cleanin'
I'm won't stash your broom away
But soon you'll be findin'
You can take back your socks, I've already stashed your glove
You can take back your socks, I've already stashed your glove
 
So if you blow, you should know
I'll be there to steal your hanky, so fast
And your cup, will be tipped over by me,
Now a treat's what I want,
In the end, I will have it
 
Chorus
You can take back your socks, I've already stashed your glove
You can take back your socks, I've already stashed your glove
 
Here's how it goes, both your hands will be cold for just the day
If you feel like cleaning, I'm not gonna stash your broom
But soon you'll be findin'
You can take back your socks, I've already stashed your glove
 
If you feel like cleanin, I'm not gonna trash the room
But soon you'll be findin
You can take back your socks, I've already stashed your glove
 
You can run (10x)
 
You can take back your socks, I've already stashed your glove
You can take back your socks, I've already stashed your glove
 
Melodyt and the terrific ten
[Posted in FML issue 3841]