Deerest Gullfiends, Rosie & Maxie & Sammie & Wiggles:
 
So sorry fur du deeway.  We had F.L.O.  (fewwet libration orgazashun for
youz newbies) reconnaissance tanning dis pass weak.  Plus, Mom had du local
fewwet club over for a porty and all-moisten stole some hooman's big ol' fat
wuby-eye white man-type fewwet for us!  Dat waz a close call!
 
Yesin, wez steal du brydes maides, but wood welcome sum helpins from some
udder gullfiends.  Dis weoding is a loot of work!  Tanks for all du help
from du voluuntear bouncers, chefs, udder brydes maids (Xena, Taylor,
Dallas), gwromsmens, the Ferret-Tones band, and of course, du bartenderizer.
 
Wez bin lookin for a big church sense du list is a growing, and has ducided
to havin du porty on du Internut.  Does someone on du guest list havin a
spider wed page weezin could use for du weoding?  Pwease?  <pleading big
round black eyes>
 
Wez got peaktures of us dwinking from du fallzet, paying in du toobing, and
toasting eech udder at the dinner fasillity (Mom sez dats our cage).  Do any
udder of youz guest have peaktures for a wed page?
 
Gulls - has youz wrote youz vows yet?  Wez will needz some texst for du wed
page.  Get wrighten - anz set a date beefor youz lose dose hunky male
fewwets!
 
Fuzzy Bonding from Chipper & Gina
http://www.phy.duke.edu/ferrets/
 
[Posted in FML issue 1660]