Dear Ferret Folks-
Yesterday Francine Prager wrote of her (possible) upcoming television
appearance "I chose the May 4th taping because it gives me 1 month to
lose 50 pounds!  Any ideas on how to do this would be appreciated!"
 
Well Francine, you might compare a few brands such as Marshalls, or 8 in
1.Check out the nutrition information on the back panel, see which has
more calories per serving and choose accordingly.  Consider Iams kitten
and Eukanuba, too.  Short of subsisting entirely on dry ferret chow, I
cannot even begin to imagine a diet that would take 50 pounds off of ME
in one month.
 
Any of these brands would give you a high protein/high fat intake sort of
like a modified Atkins diet, but I fear that after the first week of so
you'd wake up in the middle of the night, and instead of walking down the
hall to the bathroom, you'd have this almost irresistable urge to back up
into the nearest corner....
 
Alexandra in Massachusetts
(Sorry Francine, I couldn't resist.)
[Posted in FML issue 3744]