Here's something you might find amusing...
 
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   Date: Tue, 7 Apr 92 17:52:40 EDT
 
   This morning when I got in to work, I was asked, "Did the Cheese
   Weasel visit you last night?  Have you been good?"
 
   There was a slice of Kraft American cheese under my keyboard.
 
   "I guess you've been good then."
 
   "I've been practicing."
 
   So I learned something new today.  That April 3rd is Cheese Weasel
   Day.  And there's a Cheese Weasel song.
 
       "Who brings the cheese on April 3rd?
            The Cheese Weasel
        He's not a silly bunny or a raindeer or a bird,
            He's the Cheese Weasel
        He's got a cute black tail
            And tiny buck teeth
        He doesn't bring fish, and he
            Doesn't bring beef
        So you'd better be good if you wanna get some cheese
        From the Cheese Weasel."
 
   No, I don't know the tune yet.  It was written in the Cheese Weasel
   Day card someone had lying around.
 
   So, y'all think I'll fit in here or what?
 
                           -- Glenn
#eof
 
[Posted in FML issue 0246]