Boy, did I ever goof.  Oh well, I used to be perfect, but I got over it.
The little yolk that I sent in earlier should have read:
 
'Do you know what you get when you cross a ferret with a jar of peanut
butter?  One of two things: either a ferret that sticks to the roof of your
mouth, or a jar of peanut butter that nibbles on your toes all night and
steals your socks - without regard to the fact that you might be wearing
them at the time.'
 
With apologies to elephants, ferrets and jars of peanut butter, everywhere,
I remain,
 
Paw Paw ~{(}::)
 
"Senility can be fun if you just.... Huh? Was I saying something?"
[Posted in FML issue 1459]