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"Benita G. Booker" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sun, 3 Mar 2002 12:51:33 EST
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I have a little girl named Ms. Furbie.  Nortorius for I can't eat hard
kibble.  I can't eat without assistance.  Whoa ist me.  I just can't.
Now, this has been going on for over 6 months.  But, she did have strep
during Dec..  So, I will give her that time.  The others are eating on
their own except you know who.
 
But, here's the story.  I take Ms. Furbie out and put her on the couch
while I clean her cage.  I noticed she jumped down to walk around the
floor.  Then she disappeared.  No problem that's not unusual.  I had
stopped feeding her in the mornings so she would start trying to be more
self sufficient.  But, she gets a full meal at night.  Now, I start
looking for her.  Normally, if I call she will come out.  We'll today was
another story.  She didn't come out.  So, I decided to glance down the
back of the couch.  Guess, what I saw.  Little Ms. Fuzzbutt eating
popcorn.  Crunch, Crunch, Crunch.  She didn't even notice me standing
there.  I decided not to disturb her, because anytime she takes an
interest in eating something on her own.  That's a happy site to me.
 
Makes me wonder if I should mount little cameras around to watch her.  She
hasn't lost weight.  But, I wonder if I have been suckered by the little
miss innocent, Young and the Restless, actress of the year.  I swear they
are getting smarter and smarter.  This little girl did spend a year in a
classroom with children.  I wonder what she has learned from those little
2 legged monsters.
 
I am determined I am going to win this feat.  Its not going to be easy.
She's slick.  But, I am slicker.  I hope.  I am sure this battle is not
over.  I will keep you posted on the Actress of the Year.
 
Benita
[Posted in FML issue 3711]

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