Look at Rio prancing through
all the tunnels' diverse zoo.
He's not jealous of hoverwagon
'cause he's got a water dragon
teaching games to him and Sam
while they end their spitball plans
and listen how to make moonshiney.
I wonder if Frank's a Piney?
Jersey Devil will join the Ball
if they start making alcohol.
 
Tweak is keeping her head straight
and she wishes to relate
that the 'possums came from near Stouts
and of that she sure has no doubts.
 
But no matter origins
they come together fur and fins
to create a joyful party
travelers, all hale and hearty.
 
So on they go, no dragon laggin'
Wurm Express will be their wagon
Zipping through the tunnels vast
those of every stripe and caste.
Now they've found their bit of heaven:
Express Station twenty-seven.
[Posted in FML issue 4618]