My Dearest Rush,
 
Of course this little miss takes your paw in holy matrimony.  My Father says
that he would be very happy for you and I to become husband and wife.  My
beloved Godmother Dayna had the idea of this being a white wedding...since
you and I are both albinos.  If it weren't for Dayna, I would not be able to
eat very well at all, you know.  She is an angel-lady you know...
 
Well, I am very glad that you are back from your vacation.  Now we can send
e-mail back and forth!  If you would like to send me love letters I would be
very obliged (blush)...
 
I just can't wait to get married, Rushie Wushie...
 
    I love you!
 
    Miss Wiggles
[Posted in FML issue 1668]