Howdy,
 
Who am I?  That's a good question.  It's one I've been asking all my life.
So if anybody has any answers please email me.
 
But seriously (or not), I am Limejello.  I won't tell you my real name or
where I work though, and no fair looking and my email address :).  I am a
transplant from Montana, now living in Edmonds, WA, just north of the
wonderful WTO goings-on.  The FML has been a daily read for me for 3 years,
but I've been subscribed to it off and on since about 1995.  As for how I
found the FML, I honestly can't remember, but I'm sure it had something to
do with the internet.
 
Ferrets have been a part of my life since about 1994, when my girlfriend at
the time brought home Scandal, a First Ferret.  I learned later that First
Ferrets are specially trained ferrets who act like the perfect ferret; no
biting, always use the litter box, loves to be held; thereby causing the
owner and anyone nearby to succumb to the Ferret Math Virus and are
immediately overcome with the desire to have more ferrets.  I think it has
something to do with a secret agenda for global domination.  Whatever the
case, it worked on me because I am now owned by The Weezils of Doom, whose
membership has just recently increased to 6.  They are as follows:
 
Insanity - Grey ferret, self-proclaimed leader of The Weezils of Doom
Disturbance (Turbo) - Brown ferret, female ferret whose main job is to
keep Insanity in line
 
Ricochet - White ferret, the nutball of the group, spends much of his time
bouncing off various surfaces of my apartment as his name suggests
 
Ka-Boing!  - White ferret, a rescue who spends much of his time just plain
bouncing
 
Marco - a Pomeranian who thinks he's a ferret, at least he does when ferret
treats are being handed out
 
Nameless - the newest member, yet to be named, a permanent foster for WSFA,
she is an 8 week old little terror who has her eye on Insanity's position
 
Last year we lost Mr. Lugnut Chains to insulinoma.  He was the founder and
original leader of The Weezils of Doom.  He was also my first ferret and
was instrumental in leading me down this path of madness called ferret
ownership.
 
My ferrets also have their own website, The Weezil Pages of Doom.  If you
haven't seen it already, this is a shameless plug for it:
http://home1.gte.net/wrenched
 
My mom has recently joined the FML.  She is owned by 5 ferrets of her own,
which I must admit is my fault.  I must have accidentally spread the Ferret
Math Virus on one of my visits.  Hi Mom!  Come on out and say hi, too.
 
Waiting for a Ferret Math antivirus,
Limejello & The Weezils of Doom
http://home1.gte.net/wrenched
[Posted in FML issue 2885]