(if someone has already done this, sorry!)
 
The Ferret Bunch !!
To the Tune of....  (Oh C'mon do I really have to tell you ?!)
 
Here's the story of a lovely ferret
Who was bringing up three very lovely kits.
All of them had fur so soft.
Like their mother.
She called them "silver mitts".
 
Here's the story.
Of a hob named "Brady".
He was busy with three kits of his own.
They were four males.
Living all together, but they were all alone.
 
Til the the one day when the ferret met this fine hob.
And they knew that this was much more than a hunch.
That this business must somehow form a family.
That's the way that they became the ferret bunch!
 
The Ferret Bunch-   The Ferret Bunch-
That's the way.........  they became the Ferret Bunch!
 
 
Mangled by:
S. Pyron
3/3/06
[Posted in FML issue 5171]