Hi Folks!!!!
 
Yup! It's us again. We just ain't had no time for no letter writin' lately on
account of because that the Old Fert and Mee Maw continues to hawg all of
these here pooters that they gots. They's been so busy that we's beginning to
thunk that they is really ferrets - the large economy size.
 
Anyways, we just wanted to let folks know that we is still here and  is doin'
just fine. We ain't had no chance to respond to no e-mails for a whole long
time. AOL keeps tellin' us that we gots about 500 mails waitin' to come in,
but we just ain't gots the nerve to look at all of 'em. We is way behind on
our catchin' up!
 
We'll write more when we cans. Many much loves to all the nice folks that has
writ letters to us and  to our Paw Paw and Mee Maw. We hopes that they will
take a vacation real soon like.
 
Oh, yes. Our Paw Paw done gotted a letter from two niece-type-ladies of his.
One of them claims to be 40 years old! That just ain't possible. The Old Fert
ain't but 39 hisownself!
 
We'd better end this now. Mee Maw just come into the pooter room and catched
Paw Paw and us writin' this here letter. He done fell out and commenced to
floppin'. We just looked like we ain't done nothin' bad, like we does so
well. We thinks that the Old Fert is in some serimoius trouble. Oh well. He
stays that way most of the time.
 
Loves and hugs to all our ferret friends and their human-type folks.
 
Tater and Odie
[Posted in FML issue 2007]