Dear Edward,
Is it possible that your ferret is magnetically sensitive through
tactillation of the posterior hairy appendage in which he has the ability
to sense openings somewhat like a water witching stick, or does maybe he
possess a telepathically induced ability to coordinate his posterior with
locations sensed from a local global postioning navigational unit, loran
c, or satnav?  This subject would make for much more interesting reading
and debate and discussion that MF, Pet stores, etc and couldn't possble
ever be the source of flames, ..or could it?  LOL Tactillation?  I like
that word!
 
Happy holidays and hugs,
Ferretguy
[Posted in FML issue 3272]