For all those curious fuzzies out there,and we all know that's each and
every one,here are a few commandments set down to get you through the
Christmas season.Listen up.
 
Beware of humans wrapping gifts,for thou art wrappable.
 
Remember thy present,and steal it oft.
 
Beware of humans carrying gifts,for thou may be stepped upon.
 
Remember thy human already has a tree topper,and thou mayest end up in time
out.
 
Beware of humans with stick on bows,for thou art a good target.
 
Remember small humans with new toys,and steal what thy wilt,but knowest
that they move quickly.
 
Beware of thy humans punch bowl,for the next day thou shalt feel awful.
 
Remember thy human and kiss up oft,for the treats flow freely at Christmas.
 
Beware of Christmas lights,for thou wilt light up too.
 
Beware the Christmas tree branch,for it bites back.
 
Keep all these in mind o ferrets,and you will see the new millennium.
 
Sandy and tree eating fuzzies
[Posted in FML issue 2899]