Ok, I thought about it a long time and this is what I think my babies
would do and wear.  (And be if they had jobs).
 
Achilles; He would play tennis, or badminton.  Some sort of gentleman's
sport.  He's much to refined to get into any rough and tumble things or
get dirty.  He would wear a suit and tie and probably be a banker or a
maitra de.  (sp)
 
Brownie; He would be a world class wrestler.  He can pin anyone in
seconds.  Or possibly climb mountains for fun.  He can scale my leg in
nothing flat.  He would wear shorts and a tank top that he could tear it
away like Hulk Hogan.  And lots of thick gold chains.  He would be some
sort of construction worker, probably working way high up on a high rise
building.  He just loves to be as high up as he can get.
 
Kiki; He would be a football player.  Probably a tackle.  He can tag and
run faster than any other ferret in the business.  He would wear jeans
and t-shirts with cute little logos on them.  And he would be a teacher
because he's always "schooling" the others.
 
Milly; She would be a ballerina.  The most graceful of all ferrets and so
very delicate.  She would wear only the latest fashions, and only once,
and then throw them away.  Nothing old or used for this little lady.  She
would be fashion model for work.  She wears her thick warm coat like the
finest clothing available.
 
Bubbles; (gone to the bridge but still close to my heart).  Now she would
have worn a bikini and lazed on the beach all day.  She might possible
have been a surfer, but just for fun.  She wouldn't have bothered with
work at all.  That's what boy ferrets are for, right?  (Kiki used to
bring her kibble).
 
Little Bit; (also at the bridge, playing with Bubbles).  She would have
been a gun fighter of the old west.  (Run in and shoot and run like
heck).  She was the quickest grab in the east.  She would have worn
anything warm to cover her naked behind.  And she would have been a
massage therapist for work.  She loved to hold the bigger boys down
and lick and rub them.
[Posted in FML issue 4788]