Here is another ferret carol "We Can Help You Trim The Tree"
sung by earnestly helpful ferrets to the tune of "Jolly Old
Saint Nicholas"
 
Enjoy,
 
Mary Cohen
 
 
To the tune of "Jolly Old Saint Nick"
Ferrets join in the Christmas spirit
 
We can help you trim the tree,
We're all free right now.
We can run those strings of lights
Up and down each bough.
Then we'll hang the ornaments,
Sure we'll break a few.
Don't go nuts, we'll patch them up,
Just give us the glue.
 
Then we'll put the tinsel on,
One strand at a time.
This will take about three days,
'Cause it's hard to climb.
When we get up near the top,
Hand us that gold star.
We'll make sure it's stuck on good,
How's it look so far?
 
Last of all, the raisin strand
Wraps around the tree.
We won't eat a single one,
Just you wait and see.
There, it's done and we are full,
We are going to bed.
Where the raisins used to be,
Now there's only thread!
[Posted in FML issue 2885]