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Wed, 30 Nov 2011 11:28:00 -0500
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Many ferret lovers have a super size story in their heart for a
particular ferret or more. But one?ferret was a top government secret
that went awry.Scientists genetically crossed a flying squirrel, a
ferret, and a highly skilled imprisoned thief. Shhhhhhh.

The result was Olivia. Oh yes, She fooled them all. She LOOKED like
a one pound weasel. BUT...she could fly up tall cages with a single
bound. She leapt from cage to cage with the greatest of? ease. And she
stole with the stealth of the great burglar XXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX. (Name
cannot be released under penalty of death.)

No N bones were safe. And sharing soup was not to be tolerated. So soup
bowl AND soup disappeared in a cloud of laughter. Video of this escape
artist was taken, as no one could understand how this top secret
missile could disappear as she did.

Daddy was a sucker for a kiss on the nose. And the sanctuary will never
be the same to me without the daring and darling of the Top Secret:
Olivia.

Shhhhhhh.
Lisette

[Posted in FML 7260]


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