Sorry to divide this up,but I wasn't sure how long it would be.
Once out it's time for' help the human drive'.
 
1.Sit on your human's lap,and place your front paws on the steering wheel
(that big round thing),this is called driving.Sometimes you must stick your
head out the window and dook or hiss,we don't know why,but the humans do
it.Humans love it when you help them drive,and make funny faces,so be sure
to look at your human.
2.Once you've helped your human,it's time for FUN.
3.Check under all the seats for toys or anything edible.When you find
something,make a lot of noise,as this excites your human.
4.If you are a nervous rider,try exercise.There are several methods.
5.One preferred method is running very fast around the inside of the car.The
object being to get to window height,and leave pawprints on the windows.This
shows your human how talented you are.
6.Another way to exercise is climbing on seats,dash and human.Humans really
love it when you sit on their shoulders and lick either their neck or ears.
See how they squirm with pleasure.
7.Curious ferrets,who isn't,can snoop in every corner,and if your humans
have a cubby hole,be sure to help them and clean it out.They appreciate this.
 
Once you get where you're going,you should be tired enough to take a nap,
especially if your human wants to show you off.
 
        Sandy for Valentine,Jasmine & Taz
[Posted in FML issue 2407]