Hello all.  Just wanted to share my business - The Monsters of Socks
 
Pippin aka Pipper, El Lardo, Stinkowitz, Daddy's boy
- Turn ons: snuggling in the hammie, peanut butter crunch treats, & war
  dancing in the moonlight
- Turn offs: safety locks on cabinets, closed doors, & bathtime (it
  messes up my cologne)
 
Merry aka Little face, Psycho Pet, Toy Bandit (if it's on the floor it's
MINE!)
- Turn ons: Morning Escapades, Blankie Hide n Seek, & Sock Hunting &
  little toes if they're in the way!  and my FAVORITE - drinking out of
  mommies' glass
- Turn offs: Hoomans moving my treasures, Nail clippings (don't they know
  I'd rather have a french manicure!) & bedtime cuz I'm a party girl!
[Posted in FML issue 3732]