This is an appeal to Kate Pappas and to all others who address the network
about their ferrets suffering, especially Emmett who is a Ferrets NorthWest
Frettchen, now some 7 years old and formerly named, GETSIL-ichi, one of the
sons of GETAW-ni and SILPRIN-ichi. (I hope that's correct, from my
Altzheimeristic memory?)
We will all stand to benefit if the patient's would summarize the symptoms
of their ferret's illness and then followup with the treatment for whatever
disease is diagnosed by competent medical authority.
Please, if you would folks, tell us what the doctor did to treat your ferret
to recovery. What was diagnosed? Was the treatment effective, or did the
ferret get better on its own, or did the ferret die? Some of you do this,
and I think we are all very grateful.
This medium is an excellent place to garner knowledge, especially if those
of you who have knowledge to give ... will give it. We should always keep
on learning from each other, if only to benefit the ferret. Besides, you
as an individual are so very intensely interesting.
Of course, those with diverse opinions are really welcome too, since reading
the kooks (such as I) is always highly entertaining, especially when the
kooks are flaming each other. Come on, come on, where are those torches,
those flame throwers, especially the one I miss most of all, the Zen-Buddha
man? Go! Man, Go!
Edward Lipinski, Der Frettchenlustbarkeitsfuerher. [G.] Ferret frolics
leader, from the land (and water) of Frettchenvergnuegen [G.] Ferret
Satisfaction, as manifested by the one greatest house of ferret prostitution
in the entire world. (We's got three vasectomized hobs who are so busy
right now that the City of Mercer Island has dubbed our residence XXX !
Under 18 years of age, no admission allowed.)
By the way, does anybody know Monica Lewinsky's phone number or email
address?
She'd look just awsome, kneeling with a pair of ferrets on her shoulders.
It would give new meaning to the term "ferret legging," right?
[Posted in FML issue 2252]
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