10. They have never liked anyone smarter than themselves.
 
9. They think polecat is something from a porno movie.
 
8. They think "ecology" was the virus from the movie "Outbreak."
 
7. They want to save the ducks for hunters, the chickens for Col. Sanders,
   and cows for McDonalds, and the kangaroo rats for feral cats.
 
6. The proper place for weasels is in politics.
 
5. Because ferrets have been known to kill rats, and they are frightened
   for their lives.
 
4. Because poachers carry rifles and ferret owners carry raisins.
 
3. It's hard to find a Dunkin' Donut in the forest.
 
2. They are bigger than ferrets, they have a gun, and they just want to,
   so there!
 
And the number one reason the Ca Ca Fish and Gestapo hates ferrets:
 
1. Two words:  Bacula envy.
 
Mo' Bob and the 18 Furred Snakes (Missing Gus)
[Posted in FML issue 1750]