Imagine if you would, sitting at your sewing machine in the kitchen with
the ferrets running around the house.
 
Now, You hear an extremely strange rustling noise from underneath the
sink, thinking that your ferret was just playing in some plastic bags,
you continue working.
 
After a few minutes, you look up...underneath where the cabnet is starts
a trail of dirt streaking across the floor, across the dog dishes, across
the newly made sleep sacks that were placed on the floor for "fuzzy
testing" and then you see a little black bolt RUSH across the kitchen
floor slipping and sliding all the way.
 
Congratulations, you're in for a treat...it's called fuzzy math...err i
mean BATH!!!!
 
You let out that sigh that says "I'm gonna kill that little weasel!" and
of course he knows he's gonna get it....
 
You have a rodeo clown chase through the house following the streaks of a
little dirt trial left by your little friend.  and as you are chasing this
clown, you step in a ....well, you ferret mommies know what i'm talking
about.
 
At this time, you're hopping on one foot hopelessly chasing a little dirty
brown thing.  Finally the chase ends up in a corner where your victim is
helplessly trapped...guess what he does...
 
A) Tries to dart past you
 
B) Puffs his tail and war dances
 
or C) Backs up and leaves another rodeo clown mess....
 
If you picked C you win a prize.....a brown mess to clean up...
 
now back to the story
 
After you give him his bath, he does the usual...puffs his tail and runs
frantically around the bedroom (you put him there so he wont get into any
more DIRT!!)
 
Now you have a dirt-buster in one hand, and bottle of ferret-vite in the
other....
 
congratulations, you just won the game of Dirty Dirty Potting Soil!!!
 
-valerie and her crew of rodeo clowns
 
~*~*~ VALERIE ~*~*~
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[Posted in FML issue 3785]