Sorry, it's a little racy, but Bob started this topic.  :)
 
There once was a ferret named Boomer,
Who heard an interesting rumor.
He heard he had a bacula.
He dropped his stolen spatula,
And went to check it out in the bathroomer.
 
Then Bongo came and knocked on the door.
She said, "You've been in there since four!
Don't you know, you dip,
You went in for The Big Nip
And it doesn't work anymore?"
 
Tanya
[Posted in FML issue 1869]