Ferret Mottos:
 
Jasper: Los pantalones, no!
 
Autumn: We are currently in a state of military preparedness.  Today's
target, the kitchen....charge!!!!
 
Topper: The most sensitive places go very nicely with some fava beans and
a nice chiante!
 
Eddie (Alice Cooper ferret): I'm 18 and I don't know what I want.
 
Silver: Would you by some chance have one of these tubes in an extra
large?  This one's feeling just a little snug.
 
Sam the kitten: Can we watch that Ozzy Osbourne dvd tonight?
 
Kim at SUMS
[Posted in FML issue 3945]