Helwo again eberybuddy
 
We was all sittin' around talkin' bout da raffle and we realized dat
since dis is a holiday weekend dat a lot folks probably won't be around.
Dere seem to be a wot of hiking and camping going on.
 
Da momma sez to let you all know dat we is gonna ask that bery famous
person, BIG, from da FML to draw the winning numbers for us.  He hab a
special program for picking numbers!  I hear dat BIG is a bery nice
person and momma sez she like reading the FML!  We gonna ask BIG to
draw da the winning tickets numbers on Tuesday, May 31, and den we tell
eberybuddy on Wednesday, June 1 but remember da FML posting won't weally
show up until Thursday.  So dat means dat you will still be able to get
some raffle thingies through Monday, if'n you want to.
 
So me hopes eberybuddy is otay about findin' out who win on Wednesday
instead.  Me hope eberybuddy hab a fun filled holiday weekend.  "Momma,
wat is a holiday?  Mom, is it Wednesday yet??????  Mommmmmm!"
 
Thank you,
Oscar
[Posted in FML issue 4891]