With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy,I couldn't help writing these.Thought I
might send them along and see what you think.Here goes.
 
You might be a ferret person if:
- People know your fuzzies name,but can't remember yours.
- Your cabinets have better locks than Ft.Knox.
- You think of a dryer hose as an escape route.
- You do the fert shuffle,instead of just walking.
- People sometimes go to the other side of the street to avoid more stories
  about what fuzzy did today.
- The song Dook(?) of Earl and the t.v.show Dooks of Hazard take on a whole
  new meaning.
 
That's all for now,but I promise or threaten there will be more.Just a
note,my 6 yr.old Valentine,a silver mitt,just had surgery for mast cell
tumors(2),and is recovering at home.He actually died after surgery,and
obviously was brought back.I knew there was a reason I was so nervous about
this surgery,never felt anything like that before.I don't know if we were
psychically connected or not.Has anyone else ever gone through this,Val's
experience or mine?
 
Talk at you later,Sandy & fuzzbutts
[Posted in FML issue 2312]