Signs you are a ferret lover:
 
1) you spend more time making the ferret diet than you do for your family
2) you have at least 2 bottles of ferretone in your fridge
3) You laugh to yourself about something your fuzzy did that week, and
   everyone else thinks you've gone mad
4) you're subscribed to the FML
5) Your ferrets have more laundry than you do
6) You've gone to the local U-haul and asked for cornstarch peanuts
7) You're constantly at the locksmiths getting keys copied because
   someone to be un named keeps stealing them
8) You go to the hair salon and when the stylist asks what color hair you
   would like you say "sable"
9) You have an "I love ferrets" bumper sticker on your car.
10) Everyone looks at you funny because the way you shuffle your feet
    when you walk
 
-Valerie, Mikey, Noodles, and Jack
 
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[Posted in FML issue 4182]