What are different slang names for ferrets? I just heard one the other
day on Youtube that floored me.
Kittens on Crack
I like that one.

Here are a few others:
Carpet Sharks
Polish Cats
Fuzzies
Fuzzbutts
Weasels

And I've heard things like "furry snakes" and that they are like two
year old children on caffeine. I call them my "lovies". I'll end this
and leave it open for all of you to jump in ...

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