Norm's early life was a tough fight - no more.
Norm, at times, used to nip and bite - no more.
Norm found his way into my heart - no more.
Norm and I swore we would never again part - no more.
Norm, in his mind, was always right - no more.
Norm's fur was so soft and light - no more.
Norm could ride a carpet's curl with the best - no more.
Norm wouldn't give Cinderella a moment's rest - no more.
Norm could climb the kitchen counter with great speed - no more.
Norm was my sidekick in every thrilling deed - no more.
Norm tried to woo the lovely Lucky Charm - no more.
Norm knew it was a long shot and didn't give a darn - no more.
Norm, you got real sick way too early in life - no more.
Norm, you were my buddy in good times and strife - no more.
Norm - no more.
 
Ralph (as dictated to a friend who can access the net)
[Posted in FML issue 1331]