Okay, you asked for it, but don't say I didn't warn you!!!!!
 
Sung to the tune of "It's a Small World" (ater all) And don't blame me
if you can't get this tune out of your head, and sing it allllllllllll
day at work!!
 
It's A Fert World !
 
If you put it down then becomes mine.
If you stash it high then it's high I'll climb.
Nothing's safe anymore since I came through your door.
it's a fert world after all !!
 
It's a fert world after all !
It's a fert world after all !
It's a fert world after all !
It's a ferret world !!
 
If I find it then it becomes all mine.
If you get it back then it's still all mine.
Mine is mine, your's is mine, it's a ferret's design.
It's a fert world after all !!
 
It's a fert world after all !
It's a fert world after all !
It's a fert world after all !
It's a ferret world !!
 
S.Pyron
2/7/06
[Posted in FML issue 5147]