Hello everybody!  Ryan here!
 
I need a litle help.  California isn't the only "ferret free" people in this
world.  THE FRO(c) IS ALSO FERRET FREE!  I run this organization in my house
on my computer on the modem.  I asked my mother if she would mind me owning
a ferret, and she said YES :o0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  She told me the
reason for this is that after our dog was killed, she never wanted another
animal.  Could anyone tell me what I could do to confince her on getting
one?  If not, does anyone want to use they're ferret as a mascot?  All i
need is a picture and a name, and that's it.  I'm takeing auditions at the
moment, and for goodness sakes people, don't mail me your ferret.  My mother
screamed when we got a package in the mail and it started moveing.  Well,
that's it!
 
Thanks for listening!
Ryan Markey
 
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[Posted in FML issue 1578]