Mommie caught me!  She found all the emails that I have been sending and
she gave me a stern lecture.  She says I havn't been very nice and that I
have a very big head.  I looked in the mirror and my head look the same
size.  ( Mommie is funny that way)
 
She told me that is no way to raise money for a shelter that I need to
stop picking on Jerimiah.  Jerimiah pwwwweeeeeeeaaaaasssssseeeee don't be
mad at me.  You've got two new girlfriends, Bonnie & Trickie and everyone
is bidding on your hammies.  I am really sorry for being so mean.  I have
lost all my girl friends and now Mommie is mad at me.  She is even
punishing me.  NO TREATS FOR TWO DAYS!  That's an eternity right?  I just
wanted people to bid on the Hawian hammie.
 
A very very sorry Schnapps
 
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2009184030&r=0
&t=0&showTutorial=0&ed=1016472708&indexURL=0&rd=1
[Posted in FML issue 3722]