Attention all you cowboys an' girls!  Are ya lookin' fer somethin ta
do on Friday night??  Don't go on back to yer hotel room, get yer hiney
on out to Cowtippers were the steaks will be a flying faster than yer
mommma's fan on a hot Sunday afternoon!
 
Cowtippers is up yonder in Midtown and if your wagon isn't tied up to
them horses in time, well, don't you worry your pretty little face to
tears, you can catch a ride with someone, I'm darn sure of that!
 
So come on naw and give me a big ol HEE HAW and I'll see ya'll there!
 
-LS
[Posted in FML issue 4269]