FERRET THINKING
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I love my hooman;
Thus I leave presents
in the hall
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I dance to music,
in my head, happier than
You ever will be
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Today I sniffed
Many ferret butts - I celebrate
By kissing your face.
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I sound the Dook!
Paperboy - come to Play -
Look!  Look! Look!  I fall off the couch!
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I sound the Dook!
Mailman Friend - come to Play -
Look!  Look!  Look! I fall off the couch!
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I sound the Dook!
Meter reader -come to Play -
Look!  Look! Look!   I fall off the couch!
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I sound the Dook!
Neighbor's cat - come to Play -
Look!  Look! Look!  I fall off the couch!
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How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on your black sweater.
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My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
ran into the wall.
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Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot - no greater bliss - well,
Maybe hiding socks
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Look in my eyes and
Deny it.  No One could
Love you as much I do.
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Dig at the carpet - why?
Because it's there.  Because it's
There.  Because it's there.
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I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating ice cream.
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You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll steal your keys.
That will sure show you.
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The rule for today:
Touch ball, I shred your hand.
Look for new rule tomorrow.
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Grace personified.
I fell off the couch.
I meant to do that.
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Blur of motion, then --
Silence, me, a plastic bag.
What is so funny?
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You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
biting your toes.
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My small cardboard tube
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.
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Terrible battle. I almost lost.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper?'
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I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
up your pant leg?
 
Oh no! Two Legs
has been trapped by newspaper!
Ferret to the rescue!
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Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams.
Over a little tounge between the toes.
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Ferrets Dook out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could get into so much!"
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The Two Legs snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey."
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[Posted in FML issue 2781]