Hi, ebbybuddy, it's me, Pixie, da Pooter-Fert!!
 
Me's sorry me hasn't rited in so long, but my Mommy's is beed inkom--,
incummyu--, shoot, Mommy, what wuz dat werd agin?  Oh, fergit it, she
hasn't beed online fer two monfs!!  Pixie tried ta do it herself, but me's
too short ta reech da phone!!
 
Pixie gots a new brudder!!  His name's Kodi, an' he makes a reelly grate
pillow!!  (An' chew toy, too!) Now, if only Pixie could git him ta stop
steelin' all da Cheweasels!!  He reelly likes Pixie's Slinky, but dat's
OK, cuz we play wif it tagedder, an' him doesn' steel it or lose it!!!
(Stoopid Chitterbox!!) When he first got here, we had ta teech him how ta
ressle, cuz him had been in a cage all by his lonesome, wif no toyz or
nuffin, fer so long dat him fergotted how ta play!!  Now he knows how,
dough, an' he kin eben beet up Coke!!  (Not Pixie, dough, cuz me's too big
an' strong fer dat.  Well, OK, so sumtimes I lets him win!!)
 
Well, me's gotta run!  (Places ta go, shoeses ta eat!!!)
 
Dooks ta all da sick Fuzzies, an' ta da peepleses what helps 'em, an' also
ta da peepleses whose Fuzzies is waitin' fer em at da Bwidge!!
 
Wuv,
 
Pixie!!
[Posted in FML issue 2801]