Hi Smudge & Sammi,
 
This here's Rush.  I read 'bout you on the FML thing, & I was wondrin'....
Am I invited?  I would LOOOOOOOVVVVVE to come!  Maybe I could be da best
hob!  An' my friend Newt could be one of da grooms-hobs!  An' TurboRush
could be da ringbearer!  It would be weally nice if dey could come too.  (Da
perfect weddin'!)
 
And Sammi? Does any of your sisters needta get hitched up? If they is I'm
available! (I'm a verwy handsome albino.)
 
Well, dat's all for now! 8:><:B
 
Dooks,
 
Rush
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[Posted in FML issue 1658]