Daisy Darling Ferret is a lovley fuzzy lady
 
her heart's twenty-four carat, 'twas a bouncy ferret baby.
 
She has a mis-healed left front hand with which she cannot climb,
 
So we extol her virtues and her talents in this rhyme.
 
O Daisy Darling Ferret is so generous with kisses
 
there's hardly a square human inch of face-surface she misses!
 
And if she cannot reach that, then your whole arm she will "wash"
 
gee, that's an awful lot of loving that she gives to you, by gosh!
 
She runs and rolls and half-bounces, and sometimes even "mimes"
 
But dearly Daisy Darling Ferret simply can not climb.
 
written by Susie Lee. See Daisy Darling here...
http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/ferret_rescuer/index.html
[Posted in FML issue 4183]