Hi der Rosie and Maxie!
 
Dis is Gunnar.  Youse guys need a bouncer for your weddin'?  Me an' my
brudder Spike are da weazuls for da job.  We bounce real good.  We bounce
off of da walls.  We bounce off of da furniture.  We bounce off of each
other.
 
Ma calls us the Bully Boys cuz we is sooo big.  (We're 12 weeks old.  I
weigh 2.5 pounds, and my brudder weighs 2.4 pounds.) I'm a Burly Weazul.  Ma
sayz I'm so burly that I look bow-legged like I've been ridin' a horse.  Ma
sayz I'm da brawn and Spikey is da brains of da operation.
 
If we can be da offical weddin' bouncers, we promise we'll bounce with
everyone there.
 
Since Early and wit Best Witches,
Gunnar the Red and me brudder Spikey (Ma calls him the sissy name Daniel
Striped Tiger.)
[Posted in FML issue 1628]