Well -- took a trip down to Columbia and actually met the famous MoMags!
What a wonderful lady!  And such a well behaved (well, mostly) bunch of
weasels I've never seen!  We took a video of the mass exodus from the ferret
room, down the hall and into the living room among the waiting 10 year old
girls and us. ... was a BLAST!.
 
However, there were a few problems..... Now Casey, one of the 10 year old
girls, is practicing to be a ferret -- she's been totally subverted by the
FLO.  All the way home she was nipping and dooking......
 
I think we've ALL been subverted now, as a matter of fact -- so you may want
to disregard any pro-FLO posts from this e-mail address......
 
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dookdookdook!  Lt.  Lynx LongTooth here .... sent the unsuspecting Humans to
our operatives in Columbia for brainwashing and debriefing.  .  ..
operation a success.  Big Daddy Human is now planning and designing a
massive ferret playhouse.... Mom talking about adding to our numbers soon
and converting an entire room to our use...(soon -- the WHOLE HOUSE!
Bwwaaahhhhaaaaaahhhhhaaaa!!!) FLO has made a major breakthrough!  We now
have the technology to totally subvert Humans without their knowledge!
 
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Help!  Lynx has figured out how to sign on to AOL!!!!!
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[Posted in FML issue 1990]