Bonnie--Minxie luv, c'mon over here.  I will stick dis Ferretwise
Newsletter throgh the bars...
 
Minxie--Huh?  we dina subscribe to no newsletter.
 
Bonnie--Mommie must have, but I stole it.  And look...mommie is a
Grandparent!!!!
 
Minxie--whadda ya mean?  She cannot be a grandparent.  She is CHEATING ON
US!!  She must have kids somewhere else!
 
Bear--Ya know mommie will read this.  She look so young to be a
grandparent.  She so pretty.  Can I have an extra raisin now?
 
Bonnie--Silly young ferret.  Mommie is a granparent foster mommie thingy.
She not really a grandparent, unless you count the fish.  You know, lots
of people could be specail foster grandparents, too!  They should go see
how at http://www.ferretwise.org and ask Alicia how.  Mommie doesn't
even know she is a grandparent.  She called me a liar, so will she be
surprised when she read it!  Gloin....DON"T SHRED THE NEWSLETTER!  Now
she will never believe me!
 
Bonnie, Clyde, Bad Beorn Bear, Minxie Luv, Gimli, Gloin, Fat Foxie,
Willow Baby Fosters: Shadow, Snickers, and Timon
 
adoption information NY/NJ www.metroferret.org
[Posted in FML issue 3887]