Just kidding!!!!  Made you look!!!!!
 
Anyways, dis' is Rosie and Maxie again, and we just got some more mail from
another fewwet friend named Toby:
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"Dear Rosie and Maxie,
 
I am curious about what your "given" names are?  My mom, would like to make
a wedding certificate for you two.  (She likes crafty stuff, ya know!)
Anyway, do you know the given names of the boys?  Will you both take their
last name?
 
I don't really care about that stuff, but I DO want to come to the wedding!
My name is Toby (well, really it's Tobias Higgins, but that's a mouth
full!!!) and I am a sleek, male, sable.  I am an only ferret and don't know
much about this wedding stuff.  My mom says, "maybe someday, when we don't
live in a Ferret Free Apartment complex!!!" I think ferret free sounds
great - you know, all the ferrets run around free!!!
 
Ok, mom says it's time to go.  Keep posting about the wedding.  Those are
the only posts mom lets me read too!  She says something about not wanting
the FLO to get me, but I don't have a clue what she's talking about ;)
 
Hope all the plans are going smoothly.
 
By the way, are you going to register anywhere???
 
Toby (and Kimberly)"
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Well, Toby, our given names when we's gets married to Tater and Odie will be
Rosie and Maxie Schieman...of course!  Well, we's know's lots about dem
fewwet-fwee apartments, we done ripped up da carpet all over da place...
 
We is registered at Marshall Farms or sometin'...Really, we gots dose two
dots in our ears, and no Fox Molder and Dana Skully dat doesn't mean we was
abducktoed or sometin' neither!
 
Anyways, a special hello to Dayna Frazier and we feels so bad dat we is
cryin' for her and her abusedness from dose mean FML peoples who done
attackin' dat poor lady!  You should be ashamed of yourselves peoples for
making Dayna sad!!!
 
Dayna, we wants to come visit you when we visit our Gwama and Gwampa in Lost
Angelites bacation...and we wants to get a baby sifter from you's and take
her home wit' us so's we can play wit' her all's da times, and always
remember's you Dayna...
 
Anyways, thanks to Bill Gwuber for being so patient wit' all of us 2349
whiners and complainers and general-know-it-all's...
 
Love and kisses to Tater and Odie,
 
Rosie and Maxie  =)
 
P.S.  Paw-paw, is you still alive???
[Posted in FML issue 1620]