Yay! Mommy sez I kin anser taday, too!!
 
(1) What Is Your:
(A) Name? Tanner! 
(B) Sex? A boy!
(C) Age? 3

(2) Do You Have A Favorite: (If Yes, What Or Who)
(A) Hooman? Mommy!!
(B) Food? Innova Evo! (Pout, Mommy sez she can't find it 'round here
   no more!)
(C) Treat? Chicken baby food. Da rest of da stuff Mommy offers isn't
   food, and I don't know why ebbybuddy eats it!
(D) Toy? Pants!!
(E) Blanket? Oooh! Da fluffy bloo one!
(F) Hammock? Any one dat alreddy has sumone sleepin' in it.
(G) Sleep Sack? Same thing.
(H) Bed? Same thing!
(I) Pet? CAT!!!! I love Elektra, da little black cat. She makes
    such funny noises when I bite her on her butt!!
    <<dookdookdookdookdookdookdook>>
(J) Other?

(3) Do You Steal And/Or Stash Hooman: (If Yes, What)
(A) Clothing? Socks!!!!! (and bras and unnerware sumtimes)
(B) Food? Nope, dat's not reel food!
(C) Treats? Again, not reel food!!
(D) Bank Card? Nebber seen one!
(E) Check Book? Nebber seen dat, neither
(F) Money? Sumtimes da big silver ones!
(G) Mail? I like da envelopes wif da crinly windows!
(H) Remote Controls? Nope!
(I) Keys? Only when Mommy jingles dem!
(J) Toys? No, my sister Tinker would kill me!
(K) Other?

(4) Where Do You:
(A) Poop? In front of da door to da Forbidded Room. (I don't
    unnerstand why Mommy and Daddy yell at me, ebbybuddy knows dat's
    da best spot!!)
(B) Wee-Wee? Same spot!
 
(5) Do You Like To Bite Or Nibble: (If Yes, What And Who)
(A) Arms? I'm a licker, not a biter.
(B) Fingers? Dose are for playin' wif, not bitin'!
(C) Hands? I play wif dose, too!
(D) Legs? I climb dese!
(E) Toes? Oooooooooh!! licklicklicklicklick. Specially in Summer!
(F) Feet? TACKLE!!!
(G) Shins? TACKLE!!!
(H) Noses? I lick dese, too!
(I) Ears? I snuffle dese!
(J) Other? I LOVE groomin' eyebrows!!

[Posted in FML 5940]