Dear Heloweasel,
 
Lately I have been having a problem with my broom.  Whenever I take it out
to sweep the kitchen floor, my ferret comes out of nowhere to attack the
broom.  She leaps in the air, bites the broom, tries to ride on it, and
makes it impossible to sweep.  My kitchen floor is a mess.  What should I do?
Signed,
Sweepless in Seattle.
 
 
Dear Sweepless,
 
Buy a toy broom and teach your ferret how to use it.  Just like you taught
her to always use the litter box.  But don't blame me if she just takes the
toy broom and hides it.  Good luck,
 
Signed,
Heloweasel.
[Posted in FML issue 1705]